My theory on the Tiger Woods crash into a tree/fire hydrant in the middle of the night while his wife beats his truck with a golf club scandal. What? You haven’t heard about this yet?
Everyone knows that Toys R Us opened super early on Black Friday. Mr. Woods was simply getting up to go buy his kids presents at Toys R Us. I’m sure he likes fighting the crowds of soccer moms for a midnight bargain just like everyone else! And his wife was simply hacking away at the back window to get out the Zhu Zhu robotic pet hampsters that are all the rage this Christmas season before the kids could come out and discover them. And the reason he isn’t talking is because it will ruin his kids’ Christmas present surprise.
DUH!
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Selah has one of those hamsters!!! Her name is Victoria after Victoria Secret! lol
ha ha ha. that’s funny. good name!